8/14/10

my giant cock's length /

exceeds the depth of pussies /

i can't go balls deep

8/12/10

if she passes out /

during consentual sex /

stick it in her butt

8/11/10

when i masturbate /

i catch my cum in my palm /

then i lick it clean

8/10/10

i prepared a meal /

made special for your birthday /

my cock a la mode

8/9/10

what do coat hangers /

and teen girls have in common? /

they end pregnancies

8/8/10

you get so angry /

when i wake you up with jizz /

what is the big deal?

8/7/10

while fisting your ass /

i found a set of car keys /

but they were not mine

8/6/10

when i look at you /

all i seem to wonder is /

"could she deepthroat me?"

8/5/10

if i had a buck /

for every woman i've fucked /

hey, that kind of rhymed...

8/4/10

since i was a boy /

i dreamt of flying to space /

to fuck aliens

8/3/10

sitting on my face /

while i suck on your pussy /

you cum down my throat

8/2/10

fucking pregnant chicks /

is awesome the first few months /

then it gets complex

8/1/10

i cum in your mouth

along with 9 other dudes

you gargle our jizz

back from vacation

7/31/10

a hungry rodent /

shoved inside your vagina /

before it's sewn shut

7/30/10

your feet in cement /

sinking to the ocean floor /

you think "how cliché"

7/29/10

i will break your leg /

and then stab your fucking heart /

with the splintered bone

7/28/10

the whip tears your flesh /

your wounds swell and weep with blood /

as i cum in them

#100th haiku

7/27/10

disemboweling you /

to sew your mouth to your guts /

you eat your own shit

7/26/10

i'm going to give you /

a columbian necktie /

if you don't shut up

7/25/10

a glass catheter /

inserted into your dick /

hit with a mallet

7/24/10

falling from the roof /

of a fifty floor building /

staining the sidewalk

7/23/10

i ripped off your arms /

and then used them to beat you /

quit hitting yourself

7/22/10

blood drips from her nose

her face is swollen and bruised

she "fell down the stairs"

7/21/10

inside her pussy /

was a series of razors /

that shred any dicks

7/20/10

it won't be fatal /

when i rip off your eyelids /

but you'll wish it was

7/19/10

i punched a man hard /

square in the back of his head /

and his eye popped out

7/18/10

my gun throat fucks you /

and the last thing you recall /

is the taste of steel

7/17/10

breaking both your arms /

with an aluminum bat /

time to pay your debt

7/16/10

removing your teeth /

with dentist like precision /

my fist is my tool